saccharinesylph:

askaustuck:

CC: T)(is one. 38)

—Sleepyempress

SLURPS ALL OVER EVERYTHING

datkarkatass:

butts-with-bro-shades:

stout-shako:

homestuck au where everything is the same but dirk doesn’t have his triangle shades

this post makes me really uncomfortable

can you not

(Source: fixitfelix-jr)

blackoutballad:

bucketfullasunshine asked: Wowowow I love all your bloodswaps <3. My birthday is coming up soon, if its not too much to ask, could I see some royal captors??

i prooobably missed the mark on your birthday but sure, i don’t have too much goin’ on 0v0 i hope you have/had/are having a wonderful time!

gerardwei:

**REMINDER TO NOT TOUCH COSPLAYERS WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION AND DON’T ASK FOR PICTURES WHEN THEY’RE EATING**

tardisblue-alphared:

im crying because did disney miss the part where she DIDNT WANT TO DRESS UP FOR THE CEREMONY IN THE MOVIE? NO? OK WERE GONNA IGNORE THAT.

(Source: sandandglass)

me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE

(Source: theamericankid)

sammneiland:

katsplanet:

yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place

so this is their plan after losing geocities.

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

THE CAT FUCKING RETURNED THE KISS

OH MY GOD

(Source: shrugging)

heniousstrider:

cat-womans-whip:

loutrem:

stridelr:

john is literally me

the fuck dave

what

a mans gotta stay limber yo

cant just charge into battle w/o streachin’

dont wana pull somethin’

that’d be stupid

I’m laughing harder than I should be.